Friday, May 1, 2009

And you thought you'd seen them all.



I find this infomercial offensive for multiple reasons:
  1. We're zooming in on boobs. Half of the video is closeups of women's breasts. And they're moving very unnaturally in a way I don't want to describe. Watch the video if you want to see it. People don't just constantly stare at the female bust (unless they're absolute perverts). So when it's the only thing to look at, I feel uncomfortable. Especially as a girl.
  2. Why is this on tv? Yes, I understand they're not doing the commercial tastelessly. In fact, they're probably doing the best job possible with such a topic. But still. its awkward. Who gave this ad the ok to be on daytime television? And it looks so shallow (of course there are times when most women want bigger boobs; but the product seems directed towards insecure women unable to just be happy with themselves).
  3. Do you really think it will actually work? Although the movement is impressive, do you really think you will go up in bra size? Or even be able to keep it that way if you do? I don't know. I admire the commercial's effort to change without going under the knife, but once again, it seems to be preying on the desperate.
Moral of the story: This thing is stupid. Just be happy with yourself.

If you really want to, though, if you call RIGHT NOW you could get it for $9.99 plus shipping and handling. What a deal!

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