Day One: The Audition
Professor Lady aka Judge: "You interested in music major in college?"
Me: "No, not really."
Professor Lady: Glare
Day Two: The Rehearsals
Director Man: "Hello we are going to work hard but have a fun time."
Percussion: Whisper, whisper.
Director Man: "Percussion, shut up."
Us: Ahh!
Director Man: Conducts at lightning-speed tempo.
Us: Play section wrong.
Director Man: "Idiots."
Us: AHHH!
First Chair French Horn: Plays solo.
Us: Ooooh!
First Chair Oboe: Plays solo.
Us: Ooooh!
First Chair Flute: Plays solo.
Us: Ooooh!
Director Man: "Good! Now keep going we're on a schedule."
That night: Watch two-hour concert. Stay in hotel with a leaky shower, smokey lobby, and questionable overall safety.
Day Three: The Performance
That Morning: Eat a quick breakfast, trudge to rehearsal.
Director Man: "We're going to take it easy today."
Us: "Yay!"
Director Man: "And I'm actually a really nice guy. I love you all."
Us: "Awwww!"
Lunch: College cuisine school cooks meal for us. Yum!
Back in rehearsal: Preparing for concert.
Director Man: "Now let's go out there and kick some major bootay!"
Us: "Hoo-ra!" Proceed to stage and rock the house.
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